We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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