I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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