I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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