Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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