No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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