I want to have your abortion
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
she looked like the before picture.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
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