yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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