Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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