Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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