I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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