32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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