11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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