Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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