i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Randomize
