Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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