Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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