think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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