She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
third nipple confirmed
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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