Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
