It's like a parade of train wrecks.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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