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I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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