How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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