Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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