So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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