I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
She said her name was "party"
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
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