He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Randomize
