I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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