You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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