Do vagina's smell?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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