HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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