You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
try to milk me bitch
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