guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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