It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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