I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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