I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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