it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
