I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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