Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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