She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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