You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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