bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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