stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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