Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
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