watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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