North Korea, Best Korea!
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
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