Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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