do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I have post one night stand depression
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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