I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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