Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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