ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
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