Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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