I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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