I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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