...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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