I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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