Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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