its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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