we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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